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Joke of the Day
"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"
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"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"
"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."
"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"
"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""
"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"
"How do you fix a pumpkin With a pumpkin patch... I'm so sorry."