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Joke of the Day

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"

"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"Where is the best place to hide a body? Buried in the third page of google search results."

"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"