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Joke of the Day

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."

"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."

"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"

"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"

"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."

"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"