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Joke of the Day
"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."
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"Why did the palm tree win the plant race? It was the first to Sago."
"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""
"Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling ""LET THE BEETS DROP!"" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable."
"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."
"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"
"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"