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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
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"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"
"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"
"So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening."
"How is ""Shark spotted swimming off the coast"" news worthy? Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different."
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."
"If we get matching tattoos I want them on the elbow because weenus together."