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"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
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"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"
"WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360"
"I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good."
"OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!"
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"
"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."
"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."
"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"
"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("