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Joke of the Day

"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"

"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."

"Got my ass fucking handed to me at Candyland again today by my 3 year-old. This decade is going to SUCK."

"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "

"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"

"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."

"I call my mom santa.... Cause she is always calling me a ho ho ho"

"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"