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Joke of the Day
"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"
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"How do punctuation marks get freaky? The comma sutra"
"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."
"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"""I'm proud of all the Twitter followers you've accumulated."" - none of our parents"
"Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now."
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
"Why does the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing :D"
"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"