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Joke of the Day
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
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"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""
"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
"Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital."
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."
"Why do people carry around umbrellas? Because they can't carry themselves"
"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."
"a man walks into a library drunk and says can i have a fish and chips please the woman says sir this is a library and then whispers can i have a fish and chips please"
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"