202101

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."

"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."

"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."

"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"

"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."