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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."
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"Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj"
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"
"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."
"Was at a 90s themed party with my girlfriend. She went to get us drinks and was back within seconds. I asked her how she got them so fast. There's no punchline."
"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."
"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"