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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."

"What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral. :P"

"The Mets got Royally screwed...."

"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."

"What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer."

"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."

"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"

"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"

"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."

"If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack."