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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral. :P"

"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."

"Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me."

"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"

"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""

"My friend David had his ID stolen So now I just call him Dav."

"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said ""You don't have much of a case."""