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Joke of the Day
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
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"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""
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"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."
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"I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career."
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."