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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."
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"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
"An Adele remix? Perfect now I can dance and cry at the same time."
"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."
"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."
"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."
"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."