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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""
"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"
"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."
"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."
"me: *pretending to know about vegetables to impress the cashier* corm is one of my favorite yellows *gingerly taps banana*"
"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."