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Joke of the Day

"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""

"Slasher films are so unrealistic. Anyone could out run a guy walking with a chainsaw. That's why I train running with a chainsaw."

"Whenever I get the urge to run around naked, I stop and drink a bit of Windex It prevents streaking."

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."

"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."

"What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets."

"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."