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Joke of the Day
"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."
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"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."
"On this day in 1969, the 1st episode of Scooby Doo appeared on TV, beginning a golden age of teenagers getting high in the back of vans."
"I'd tell you the one about the Jonestown Massacre, BUT... The punch line's too long."
"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"
"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."
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"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."
"What kind of computer sings? A Dell."
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