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Joke of the Day
"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."
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"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""
"My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting."
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
"What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders."
"Why is Hitler a terrible wingman? Because he's dead"
"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
"What's a vampire's favourite dance? The vaults!"
"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
"There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel. She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill."