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Joke of the Day
"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""
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"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements."
"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"
"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."
"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."
"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."