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Joke of the Day
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"
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"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."
"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday I'll tell you what, never again"
"My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...It runs in our jeans. EDIT: typo"
"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."
"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."
"What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."