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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements."

"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."

"I like to go to telemarketing firms and interrupt their job by eating my dinner loudly."

"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"

"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."

"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."

"How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon"