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Joke of the Day
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
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"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."
"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."
"My sex life is like Santa Claus. -Why? Doesn't it exists? -No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids.."
"What is the shit you didn't see? The shit you stepped on"
"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."
"What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer? An attornity."