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Joke of the Day

"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."

"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot. Let me in."

"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""

"vote up cause im a criminal the rules for starting a thread im quoting ""Beginning your title with ""vote up if"" is violation of intergalactic law."""