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Joke of the Day

"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"

"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"

"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"

"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."

"My creepy neighbour asked me if I think he's creepy. The fact that he asked through my bathroom window after my shower just made it awkward"

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"

"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"I hate menstruation jokes They're a bloody pain."