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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman? Target practice"
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"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"
"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."
"I told my wife my secret to losing 50 pounds in 1 minute. I buy everyone a round at the pub."
"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."