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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman? Target practice"
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"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."
"Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldnt: I'm not that smart and people are already mad at me from other stuff I did"
"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"
"Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil"
"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming"