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Joke of the Day

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"[after moving into a haunted house] *setting up potters wheel* OH NO WHO WILL HELP ME LEARN POTTERY *sitting in silence for 40mins*"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ""boogie"" in it."

"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"

"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."

"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."

"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"

"Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea? A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face."

"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"