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Joke of the Day
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"
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"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"
"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."
"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"