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Joke of the Day
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"
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"What's enormous, gray, and unimportant? Irrelephant."
"It would be funny if after making love to Jennifer Lawrence she stood up & fired 50 or 60 arrows into my sweaty body."
"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !"
"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""Has my brother been in here?"" And the bartender says ""I don't know. What does he look like?"""
"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."
"Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast! - Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him"