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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"

"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"My solution to everything is fire. How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!"

"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."

"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"

"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."

"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""