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Joke of the Day
"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."
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"Scientist: a rat will choose cocaine over water until it dies. I've repeated this experiment thousands of times, because I hate rats so much"
"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"
"Don't just upgrade Windows 8 Up-upgrade it."
"Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, ""I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn Left."
"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"
"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."
"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."
"Her: you take nice selfies Me: so I'm vain Her: no you're photogenic Me: oh so I'm ugly in real life Her: just say thanks Me: oh so I'm rude"