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Joke of the Day
"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."
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"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"
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"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"
"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."
"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""
"School says strangers are handing out lick on LSD tattoos. I told my kids not to worry, no one is giving out good shit like that for free"
"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"
"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."