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Joke of the Day
"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."
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"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
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"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"
"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."
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