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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican carpet salesman? He was sacked for only selling Underlay!"

"People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy... I don't care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!"

"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."

"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""

"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"

"A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says ""okay, big breaths."" To which the girl says ""yeah, and I'm only thixteen."""

"*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses... Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet."