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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican carpet salesman? He was sacked for only selling Underlay!"
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"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"
"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."
"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"
"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."
"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."
"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."