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Joke of the Day

"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."

"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"

"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"

"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."

"Where do poor meatballs live? the spaghetto"

"Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I'd left open. Well played."

"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

"After this week, Donald Trump is so angry at the theater that ... he's going to build a 4th Wall."

"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"

"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."