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Joke of the Day
"Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis."
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"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."
"so then the horse says ""Buddy, if you think my FACE is long..."""
"/r/creepy I mean seriously, one was just an open door."
"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."
"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"
"Wife: he's always confusing sayings... Therapist: what if you're just misinterpreting him? Me: oooh, check you out playing devil's avocado"
"Elephant in sneakers Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!"
"I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail. But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am."