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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper."

"What goes in God's Toilet? Holy crap."

"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."

"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"