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Joke of the Day
"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."
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"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
"How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, we've decided to let a man do the job."
"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."
"I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!"
"What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme? He just couldn't find the guys angle!"
"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."
"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"
"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"
"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."