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Joke of the Day
"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"
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"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."
"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"
"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"
"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"
"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"
"[shipwreck diary] Day 32: a plane flew over last night but I fired the only flare on day 5 to celebrate my first solid shit in over a week"
"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""