96384
Joke of the Day
"Do you know what's black and doesn't work? Decaf Coffee."
Next Joke
"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."
"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."
"Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn't want to kill it so I just fainted instead."
"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"