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Joke of the Day

"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"

"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"

"Starting a dating site for people who just want someone to take a walk with after a big meal."

"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."

"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""

"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"What's the President's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."

"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"