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Joke of the Day

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"[going thru airport security] ""Please turn your laptop on"" *I start to stroke it's audio input* ""That's not what I-' Me: No no it likes this"

"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"

"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."

"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"

"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."