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Joke of the Day
"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
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"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."
"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."
"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""
"What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? Inosaur."
"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."
"What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire? Roasting a chicken."