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Joke of the Day
"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
Next Joke
"30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"What is a baby bee? A little humbug."
"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"
"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."
"Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way."
"The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick They can still talk while they do it."
"I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr"