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Joke of the Day

"Gripe Sheet Fun - A Must read"

"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"How can Penn State fix their problem Rebrand themselves as the Catholic church."

"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"My girl threw this one at me right before bed: ""Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"" Because they always do a full cavity search!"

"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."