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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"I'm selling a WWII relic.... A beautiful French rifle. It's never been fired and only dropped once."

"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"Why was Cleopatra so negative? Because she was queen of denial."

"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"