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Joke of the Day
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"
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"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."
"What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code? He's writing an Algorithm!"
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."