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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code? He's writing an Algorithm!"
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"My friend did some graffiti with me He just tagged along."
"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."
"something we all think is funny. Everybody thinks a pussy fart is funny, right?"
"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"
"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."