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Joke of the Day

"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"www.conjunctivitis.com ...that's a site for sore eyes."

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."

"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."