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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
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"Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is ""fat""."
"I always go to the fattest kid at the concession stand to buy popcorn at the movies because he knows how to butter it properly."
"If you have 12 enchiladas.... Is it a foot-alada?"
"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."
"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."
"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"
"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""
"Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful."
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"