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Joke of the Day
"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."
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"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"
"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."
"Haha I made you click GOT YA"
"If U are nervous about public speaking, no need to picture the audience naked, just realize they will be on their phone ignoring you anyway."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."
"My random thoughts Hmm I usually don't laugh out loud. But I have tried multiple times to laugh my fucking ass off. But it never falls off! :("
"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"
"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"