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Joke of the Day

"The average life expectancy for a human being is one life."

"Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they're full."

"Rape is a touchy subject"

"Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?"

"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"

"If you've watched the scene in Platoon where he gets shot in the back 44 times. You've pretty much seen my reaction to a wedding invite."

"Women are like potato chips... They better come with my sandwich."

"One day in the Kwik-E-Mart A customer asked ""could you give me two bags, Apu?"" but Apu couldn't give two shits."

"The fun part about being white is that I can sing an ""Ebony and Ivory"" duet with my shadow when I'm lonely."

"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."