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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry? Cook him some Uncle Ben's"
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"I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City. Because I don't live in New York City."
"The Bible wouldn't sound so preachy if every commandment was followed by the word ""dude."""
"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."
"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
"Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs"
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"